Posted February 4, 2021 by Dioniso Punk1 Comment Around

A Candle for Everything

A Candle for *Karma* – Scented with Hahahaha.

Perhaps, after Gwyneth Paltrow’s candle — smelling like her orgasm or vagina —, the stake went up to the point of discouraging any other attempt in this sense. So, Whiskey River Soap Co. chose to turn it into a joke, through their handmade soaps, candles and bath bombs that “smell great and hopefully make you laugh.” Their candles are “always hand-poured and made with 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit.” Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.

Whiskey River Soap Co. was founded more than fourteen million years ago in the outskirts of Ancient Rome by a ragtag group of freelance gladiators, stray dogs and out-of-work magicians. Apart, these charlatans were nothing but lazy ne’er do wells akin to a modern-day cable company, but when they encountered one another by chance at the dumpster behind the monster truck rodeo and picked up that legendary tube of half-used superglue, they formed a bond that would last throughout the ages, and even be featured on the History Channel as incontestable proof of alien life.